"Warning: I Patch People" - Lightweight Cotton T-Shirt

This lightweight cotton crew tee speaks to the quiet pride of people who fix things—whether that’s patching code, mending gear, or tending to wounds. The bold, sign-like graphic on the front reads like a badge of trade: straightforward, a little cheeky, and impossible to ignore. Wear it when you’re heads-down in a project, trading tips with colleagues, or lounging with fellow makers. The soft, breathable fabric keeps you comfortable through long shifts and late-night sessions, while the classic crew neck and clean silhouette make it easy to layer under a flannel or wear on its own. It’s a subtle way to signal competence and camaraderie to others who know the work.

Product features
- Lightweight 4.3 oz cotton jersey—comfortable year-round wear
- With side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting fit
- Classic crew neckline and fit; heather blends include 90% cotton/10% polyester

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat