"Warning: I Just Patched" - "Lightweight Cotton T-Shirt

Wear this soft crew tee like a quiet badge of accomplishment. The graphic shows a stick-figure celebrating with a bold sign that reads “WARNING I JUST PATCHED,” the kind of wry, earned humor that tech folk and hands-on fixers trade over late-night problem-solving sessions. Lightweight cotton keeps you comfortable through long troubleshooting marathons, casual meetups, or when you’re grabbing coffee between deployments. The understated design reads clearly across the chest so teammates and fellow tinkerers get the joke without any fuss. Toss on a flannel or layer under a hoodie — it settles into everyday workwear and after-hours hangouts with equal ease.

Product features
- Lightweight 4.3 oz/yd² cotton fabric for all-season comfort
- Ribbed knit collar with seam retains shape over repeated wear
- Shoulder tape and side seams for extra structure and durability

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat