"Warning: I Patch People" - Unisex College Hoodie

A cozy, lived-in hoodie made for people who fix things — or people. The front carries a worn-warning sign that reads “WARNING • I PATCH PEOPLE,” a little wry and proudly nerdy. Pull it on for chilly clinic shifts, weekend volunteer runs, or that late-night study session when a friend needs you. The hood nests your head and the roomy kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm or holds a phone and notepad. Midweight fleece feels substantial without weighing you down, and the relaxed cut layers easily over tees and scrubs. Small details — side seams for shape, a tear-away label, metal-grommeted drawcords — make this one you’ll reach for again and again. Ethically made and responsibly sourced, it’s built to move with you through city streets, hospital hallways, and casual meetups with people who appreciate practical humor.

Product features
- Midweight 280 g/m² ringspun cotton blend for warmth and durability
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and quick storage
- Adjustable hood with metal-grommet drawstring
- Side seams and loose fit for lasting shape and comfortable layering
- Tear-away label 

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean