"Warning: I Patch People" - College Unisex Hoodie
Charcoal / S
$58.99 USD
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This midweight hoodie feels like slipping into a familiar workshop on a rainy afternoon. The relaxed, loose fit and roomy kangaroo pocket invite you to tuck your hands in and settle into focused work—or take a quick break with friends. The bold, yellow caution-style graphic reads like a tongue-in-cheek badge for makers who repair, restore, and “patch” things and people with care. Built with side seams for structure and a drawstring hood for adjustable coverage, it’s reliable during late-night fixes, community meetups, or casual campus days. Ethically manufactured and softly brushed inside, it balances durability with everyday comfort so you can move freely while showing a little proud, practical humor.
Product features
- Structured side seams for longer shape retention
- Adjustable hood with woven drawstring and metal grommets
- Warm kangaroo pouch pocket for hands and small tools
- Medium-heavy fabric (approx. 8.3 oz) with ringspun cotton blend for softness
- Loose, true-to-size fit with tear-away label and ethical certifications (WRAP, Sedex, PETA)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
"Warning: I Patch People" - College Unisex Hoodie
$58.99 USD
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Product features
- Structured side seams for longer shape retention
- Adjustable hood with woven drawstring and metal grommets
- Warm kangaroo pouch pocket for hands and small tools
- Medium-heavy fabric (approx. 8.3 oz) with ringspun cotton blend for softness
- Loose, true-to-size fit with tear-away label and ethical certifications (WRAP, Sedex, PETA)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean