“If You Stand Too Close You’ll Get Patched” - Graphic College Hoodie
Fire Red / S
$58.99 USD
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This hoodie carries a playful, slightly rebellious personality—lighthearted text and simple icons across the chest read like an inside joke you’ll want to wear out. The roomy kangaroo pocket and adjustable hood make it an easy layer for campus walks, late-night study runs, or relaxed weekends with friends. The fabric has enough weight to hold shape and warmth without feeling bulky, and the loose fit keeps movement effortless. It settles into the wardrobe like a trusted companion: comfortable, casual, and quietly humorous.
Wear it on brisk mornings between classes, to low-key meetups, or whenever you want to signal humor and low-fuss comfort. The understated graphic keeps the vibe friendly and conversational—someone will smile, you’ll shrug, and the conversation will start.
Product features
- Side seams for improved shape and structure
- Adjustable hood with drawstring and metal grommets
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth
- Medium-heavy ringspun cotton blend fabric for durability and comfort
- Loose fit with tear-away label; runs true to size
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
“If You Stand Too Close You’ll Get Patched” - Graphic College Hoodie
$58.99 USD
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Wear it on brisk mornings between classes, to low-key meetups, or whenever you want to signal humor and low-fuss comfort. The understated graphic keeps the vibe friendly and conversational—someone will smile, you’ll shrug, and the conversation will start.
Product features
- Side seams for improved shape and structure
- Adjustable hood with drawstring and metal grommets
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth
- Medium-heavy ringspun cotton blend fabric for durability and comfort
- Loose fit with tear-away label; runs true to size
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean