“If You Stand Too Close You’ll Get Patched” - Funny Hoodie

Soft, roomy hoodie with a playful printed message that’s equal parts cheeky and casual. The design places a lighthearted graphic and hand-drawn text across the chest, giving a fun, slightly irreverent energy without being loud. The mid-weight fabric drapes comfortably for lounging, late-night walks, or quick coffee runs. A roomy kangaroo pocket and adjustable drawstring hood add everyday function, while side seams keep the shape from sagging after many washes. 

Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.3 oz fabric for warmth and structure
- Ringspun cotton blend for softness (blend varies by color)
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand-warming and storage
- Adjustable hood with drawstring and metal grommets
- Side seams and tear-away label for comfort and long-lasting shape

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean