"If You Stand Too Close You'll Get Patched" - Lightweight Cotton T-shirt

A soft, lightweight crew tee that speaks with a sly, quiet confidence. Hand-lettered blue text across the chest reads “if you stand too close you’ll get patched” — a playful, boundary-setting line that feels equal parts witty and warm. The light 4.3 oz fabric drapes easily for everyday wear, while the classic crew neckline and clean fit make it simple to layer under jackets or pair with jeans. Subtle sleeve DTF prints keep the front uncluttered, letting the phrase take center stage. Wear it when you want to nudge a smile, set a gentle limit, or add a little personality to a slow coffee run or a weekend walk.

Product features
- Lightweight 4.3 oz cotton fabric for year-round comfort
- Classic crew neckline and classic fit for a clean, versatile look
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar for stretch and durability

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat